Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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