okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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