you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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