I feel like abortions should bother me more
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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