I just cut my nipple shaving
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
You did what with his pubic hair?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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