dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i already hear my dad disowning me
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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