Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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