Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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