Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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