Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
