He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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