I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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