2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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