You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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