I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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