"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I am available for nakedness
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