either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
Randomize
