Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
please come you make the beer taste better
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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