I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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