Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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