I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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