We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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