we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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