Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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