I feel great
I just peed on a car
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
