i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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