what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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