just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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