I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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