are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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