i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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