Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
She bit a glass in half.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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