I wish i was in the wii world.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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