that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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