so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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