You're completely useless in the revolution.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
