You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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