do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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