how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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