I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Quick, to the slutcave!
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
