So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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