so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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