Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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