Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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