Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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