okay pat passed out under dana's car
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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