no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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