Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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