the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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