There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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